How about another Confucius says joke?
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
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About Confucius Joke
Confucius jokes are humorous takes on how Confucius, if he were alive today, had a dirty mind, and an endless stream of pop culture and sex topics, would share his wisdom.
About Confucius Say
Confucius, the Chinese philosopher who was born on September 28, 551 BCE in Qufu, Zhou Dynasty. He was very wise and spawned Confucianism, followed by millions of Chinese before the Maoist revolution. His sayings have spawned jokes and sayings in the venerable style that he actually used in his writings.
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