How many jokes have been made about Chuck Norris?
There are more than 5,000 jokes about Chuck Norris on the internet. He is a hero and his birthday should be celebrated in the USA.
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
Chuck Norris jokes seem to have started making the rounds in ...
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CNJ: Chuck Norris once punched a man back into a monkey. Ther...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Tell me another chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random house...
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What are some funny chuck norris jokes?
CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vege...
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What Funniest Chuck Norris joke ever?
CNJ: Chuck Norris doesn't blend. Get more daily, txt ALERT CNJ
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Can you send me a couple Chuck Norris jokes?
Here's your ChaCha Joke: Chuck Norris once went to Wendy's an...
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Can you give me a god chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers th...
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Do you have a chuck norris joke?
CNJ: Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people de...
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Tell me your best chuck norris joke?
It has been said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too ba...
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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What are the top 3 best chuck norris jokes?
One one site the top 3 are: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. ...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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What are for good Chuck Norris jokes?
CNJ: The movie Rambo: First Blood was inspired by Chuck Norri...
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Will you send me a Chuck Norris and Jesus joke?
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the e...
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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What is a good chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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What is the best chuck norris joke?
CNJ: Scientists have recently conceded that after a nuclear w...
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What are some funny chuck norris jokes?
CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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Can you tell me what Chuck Norris joke is the funniest?
Chuck Norris seems to like this one - "When the Boogeyman goe...
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What is a good chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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What are other Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. ChaCha.
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Can I have a joke about Chuck Norris' beard?
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to st...
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What is a funny joke? No chuck norris?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I...
About Chuck Norris Jokes
These may be the best set of reviewed Chuck Norris Jokes in the entire Universe! Nearly 500 jokes indicating just how powerful a man and his beard can be. Check out some of the top ones below, and get more Chuck Norris Jokes sent to your cell phone daily by texting ALERT CNJ to 242-242 (ChaCha)! Or text CNJ for a sample.
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.

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