How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

Answered - 346 days ago at 4:23pm on Jun 22 2011

Woodchucks prefer burrowing to climbing trees. But they can chuck a lot of dirt, so if they COULD chuck wood, watch out! ChaCha!

Answered - 376 days ago at 6:16pm on May 23 2011

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 403 days ago at 1:42am on Apr 27 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 403 days ago at 5:10pm on Apr 26 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 404 days ago at 12:37am on Apr 26 2011

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 408 days ago at 8:28pm on Apr 21 2011

Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day is 148 butt cords of wood. Thanks for using ChaCha!

Answered by Nohemi C. - 453 days ago at 6:07pm on Mar 07 2011