How much wood can a wood chuck wood?


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A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.

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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day is 148 butt cords of wood. Thanks for using ChaCha!

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About 700 pounds. Woodchucks do not moving timber, although some will chew wood. Woodchucks and groundhogs are the same animal!

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As much wood As a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha!

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