How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 350 days ago at 10:09am on Jun 18 2011

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 401 days ago at 3:04pm on Apr 28 2011

Sorry but woodchucks don't chuck wood so there is no way to estimate how much wood they could chuck if possible.

Answered by Tammy A. - 1180 days ago at 11:01am on Mar 10 2009

The average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day is 135 butt cords of wood. ChaCha again soon!

Answered by Melanie J. - 1181 days ago at 7:00pm on Mar 09 2009

A woodchuck could chuck about 2/3 of a pound of wood in an hour. ChaCha again!

Answered by Heidi R. - 1182 days ago at 6:24am on Mar 08 2009

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Answered by James N. - 1185 days ago at 4:14pm on Mar 05 2009

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha!

Answered by Stephanie A. - 1187 days ago at 10:34pm on Mar 03 2009