How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 342 days ago at 6:39pm on Jun 26 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.

Answered - 387 days ago at 7:24am on May 12 2011

Woodchucks prefer burrowing to climbing trees. But they can chuck a lot of dirt, so if they COULD chuck wood, watch out! ChaCha!

Answered - 400 days ago at 11:41am on Apr 29 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 400 days ago at 11:41am on Apr 29 2011

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 402 days ago at 8:06pm on Apr 27 2011

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 409 days ago at 10:01am on Apr 20 2011

Probably none. Woodchucks, better known as groundhogs, prefer burrowing to climbing trees. More Qs? Call or text ChaCha!

Answered - 410 days ago at 9:58am on Apr 19 2011