How much wood could a wood chuch chuch if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


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Your answer is A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (According to the tongue twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.). Src: Wolfram|Alpha

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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 587 butt cords of wood. ChaCha on!

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The average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day is 653 butt cords of wood. Thanks for asking ChaCha!

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HI, a woodchuck could chuck approximately 2/3 of a pound of wood. ChaCha again soon, we are here for you 24/7/365.

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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood! ChaCha don't chuck wood, just questions. Ask another?

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Wildlife expert Richard Thomas calculated that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he could chuck as much as 700 pounds of the stuff.

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