How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 263 days ago at 8:05pm on Sep 13 2011

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 288 days ago at 11:07pm on Aug 19 2011

Probably none. Woodchucks, better known as groundhogs, prefer burrowing to climbing trees. More Qs? Call or text ChaCha!

Answered - 330 days ago at 8:26pm on Jul 08 2011

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 350 days ago at 12:58pm on Jun 18 2011

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked. Thanks for checking ChaCha!

Answered - 710 days ago at 6:08pm on Jun 23 2010

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wants to chuck. Thanks!

Answered by Andrew H. - 1154 days ago at 5:26pm on Apr 05 2009

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thanks!

Answered by Bonnie R. - 1158 days ago at 3:13pm on Apr 01 2009