How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was chuck norris?
Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.
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As much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open, then he can chuck as much wood as he can sneeze. Thanks for asking ChaCha!
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If a woodchuck was Chuck Norris, he would not chuck wood, but would instead roundhouse kick wood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to chuck wood. He simply looks at the wood, an the wood chucks itself. Keep on doing the ChaCha!
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris wouldn't chuck wood. Chuck Norris would make the wood chuck itself! Any other questions for ChaCha?
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