How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuch could chuch wood?

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 186 days ago at 3:34pm on Nov 29 2011

Probably none. Woodchucks, better known as groundhogs, prefer burrowing to climbing trees. More Qs? Call or text ChaCha!

Answered - 193 days ago at 4:44pm on Nov 22 2011

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, ChaCha!

Answered - 196 days ago at 2:51pm on Nov 19 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 297 days ago at 6:57am on Aug 10 2011

A woodchuck chucks about 35 cubic feet of dirt in digging a burrow, which is equivalent to 700 lbs. of woods. ChaCha!

Answered by Crystal R. - 729 days ago at 3:46pm on Jun 04 2010

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha!

Answered by Heather S. - 750 days ago at 4:13am on May 15 2010

Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from NY, estimated a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answered - 817 days ago at 1:56am on Mar 09 2010