How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 174 days ago at 10:07pm on Dec 11 2011

The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking, and thus a woodchuck would actually choose not to chuck any wood even if it could.

Answered by Nicole P. - 190 days ago at 2:37am on Nov 26 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 314 days ago at 1:14am on Jul 25 2011

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 318 days ago at 5:04pm on Jul 20 2011

Woodchucks prefer burrowing to climbing trees. But they can chuck a lot of dirt, so if they COULD chuck wood, watch out! ChaCha!

Answered - 333 days ago at 7:44pm on Jul 05 2011

Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

Answered - 407 days ago at 8:37pm on Apr 22 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 407 days ago at 8:33pm on Apr 22 2011