How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldnt chuck wood?
A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.
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He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Go ChaCha Go!
Answered by Joseph R. -
You are correct, they don't chuck wood, but if they could the average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck is 469 b--- cords.
Answered by Chancey A. -
About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
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