How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was chuck norris?


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Wood Chuck Probably none. Woodchucks, better known as groundhogs, prefer burrowing to climbing trees. More Qs? Call or text ChaCha!

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Woodchucks prefer burrowing to climbing trees. But they can chuck a lot of dirt, so if they COULD chuck wood, watch out! ChaCha!

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to chuck wood. He simply looks at the wood, and the wood chucks itself. Go ChaCha!

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That woodchuck would be able to chuck infinite wood if given the power of Chuck Norris' mighty round house kick.

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A Chuck Norris woodchuck would chuck more wood than any other woodchuck could chuck. Thanks for asking ChaCha!

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Chuck Norris would chuck all of it! Also, did you know that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity? Twice! Keep on doing the ChaCha!

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Oh my goodness! I hope there never is a Chuck Norris woodchuck because then there would not be any forests left.

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