How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he was Chuck Norris?
That woodchuck would be able to chuck infinite wood if given the power of Chuck Norris' mighty round house kick.
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He would say How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris. Thanks for asking ChaCha!
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
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