How much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Probably none. Woodchucks, better known as groundhogs, prefer burrowing to climbing trees. More Qs? Call or text ChaCha!

Answered - 196 days ago at 7:37pm on Nov 19 2011

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 237 days ago at 12:20am on Oct 10 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 261 days ago at 11:38am on Sep 15 2011

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thanks for using ChaCha!

Answered by Vanessa T. - 1198 days ago at 3:50pm on Feb 20 2009

A woodchuck would probably not chuck very much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. They're a burrowing animal. ChaCha on!

Answered by Kari O. - 1259 days ago at 10:34pm on Dec 21 2008