How much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

Answered - 320 days ago at 10:54pm on Jul 18 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A Woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck. Or so they say...

Answered - 341 days ago at 10:21pm on Jun 27 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 360 days ago at 3:58am on Jun 09 2011

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 362 days ago at 5:40pm on Jun 06 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 384 days ago at 12:57pm on May 15 2011

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. ChaCha on!!

Answered by Jean B. - 1152 days ago at 6:33pm on Apr 07 2009

He'd chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood! ChaCha!

Answered by Derri B. - 1162 days ago at 6:30am on Mar 28 2009

Woodchucks prefer burrowing to climbing trees. But they can chuck a lot of dirt, so if they COULD chuck wood, watch out! ChaCha!

Answered - 1181 days ago at 11:43pm on Mar 09 2009