How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.
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NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.
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A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.
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Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
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He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha again!
Answered by Lillian Y. -
Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha!
Answered by Amanda D. -
You had to be pretty bored to ask this... As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood! ChaCha-On!
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About Wood Chuck
Woodchucks are also called ground hogs. They are small mammals that hibernate in the winter. Every year in Spring, the most famous woodchuck/groundhog, Punxsutawny Phil, emerges to foretell how many more weeks of winter we will have.
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