How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 324 days ago at 7:07pm on Jul 14 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 404 days ago at 11:52am on Apr 25 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.

Answered - 404 days ago at 11:51am on Apr 25 2011

Woodchucks prefer burrowing to climbing trees. But they can chuck a lot of dirt, so if they COULD chuck wood, watch out! ChaCha!

Answered - 1116 days ago at 8:58pm on May 13 2009

Probably none. Woodchucks, better known as groundhogs, prefer burrowing to climbing trees. More Qs? Call or text ChaCha!

Answered - 1116 days ago at 8:58pm on May 13 2009

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Answered by Erin V. - 1162 days ago at 7:54am on Mar 28 2009

None, because I couldn't say this tongue twister fast one time, so none.

Answered by Elena T. - 1163 days ago at 9:58am on Mar 27 2009