How much wood would a wood chuck norris if a wood chuck norris?
A wood chuck would chuck no Chuck Norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
About Wood Chuck
Woodchucks are also called ground hogs. They are small mammals that hibernate in the winter. Every year in Spring, the most famous woodchuck/groundhog, Punxsutawny Phil, emerges to foretell how many more weeks of winter we will have.
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