How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.
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Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A Woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck. Or so they say...
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A wood chuck would chuck no Chuck Norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris. Thanks!
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None. Norris would chuck the wood chuck. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. ChaCha!
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Some say all of it. But I don't think a woodchuck would Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would chuck a woodchuck. ChaCha on, yo!
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If a woodchuck could Chuck Norris he would have the power to decimate every forest in the world. A scary thought!
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NONE! Chuck Norris would go home wearing a woodchuck fur coat! cha cha on!
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How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris?!?! Thanks for using ChaCha!
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