How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A Woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck. Or so they say...

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Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

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Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

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NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

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Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thanks for using ChaCha today!

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Actually, woodchucks are like ground hogs and don't chuck wood, though they definitely like to dig. So the answer would be zero!

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