How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 329 days ago at 10:13pm on Jul 08 2011

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 383 days ago at 3:30pm on May 15 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 383 days ago at 3:30pm on May 15 2011

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 396 days ago at 9:53pm on May 02 2011

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thanks for using ChaCha today!

Answered - 724 days ago at 10:03am on Jun 08 2010

Actually, woodchucks are like ground hogs and don't chuck wood, though they definitely like to dig. So the answer would be zero!

Answered by Erin Z. - 991 days ago at 8:48pm on Sep 14 2009