How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 245 days ago at 6:13pm on Sep 30 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 290 days ago at 2:56am on Aug 17 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.

Answered - 367 days ago at 7:01pm on May 31 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 373 days ago at 1:59pm on May 25 2011

None. Norris would chuck the wood chuck. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. ChaCha!

Answered - 967 days ago at 12:23am on Oct 09 2009

Some say all of it. But I don't think a woodchuck would Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would chuck a woodchuck. ChaCha on, yo!

Answered - 1056 days ago at 9:57am on Jul 11 2009

A woodchuck would chuck about 700 pounds, if he could chuck wood (or Chuck Norris)! Thanks for using ChaCha!

Answered by Marina M. - 1162 days ago at 12:40am on Mar 28 2009