How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

Answered - 359 days ago at 8:59pm on Jun 08 2011

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 400 days ago at 3:04am on Apr 29 2011

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 401 days ago at 1:17am on Apr 28 2011

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 408 days ago at 9:07am on Apr 20 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day: 668 butt cords of wood.

Answered - 409 days ago at 12:53pm on Apr 19 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 409 days ago at 12:52pm on Apr 19 2011

Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

Answered - 597 days ago at 11:51pm on Oct 13 2010