How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?

NY state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic ft of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. He reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an equivalent amt: 700 pounds.

Answered - 193 days ago at 8:25am on Nov 21 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A Woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck. Or so they say...

Answered - 196 days ago at 6:31pm on Nov 18 2011

Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck, according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.

Answered - 197 days ago at 10:50pm on Nov 17 2011

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Answered - 326 days ago at 6:26pm on Jul 11 2011

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Answered - 396 days ago at 3:04pm on May 02 2011

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha on!

Answered - 1041 days ago at 1:53pm on Jul 26 2009

A woodchuck would chuck approximately 297 butt cords of wood per day, if, of course, a woodchuck could chuck wood. ChaCha on!

Answered by Abraham R. - 1150 days ago at 6:58pm on Apr 08 2009

On average, the woodchuck could chuck 143 butt cords of wood per day. The all time high is 7436 butt cords! Thanks.

Answered by Danielle K. - 1262 days ago at 7:27pm on Dec 17 2008