Is it believed that Chuck Norris' lair is somewhere in the Antartic and is called 'The Fortress of Bearditude'?
Here's another Chuck Norris joke for you: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Thanks for asking ChaCha!
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Chuck Norris (March 10, 1940) is a martial artist, actor, and...
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Can bruce lee beat chuck norris?
I can't tell you who would win a fight between Chuck Norris &...
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Chuck Norris may be right behind you; or he may be trying to ...
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Where can i find chuck norris?
You can write to Chuck Norris at Box 872 Navasota, TX 77868. ...
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Chuck Norris does not state where he lives; however, you can ...
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Chuck Norris (March 10, 1940) is a martial artist, actor, and...
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Chuck Norris may be right behind you; or he may be trying to ...
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Who would win in a fight chuck norris or bruce lee?
Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris in a fight. Bruce Lee would...
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Where can i find chuck norris?
You can write to Chuck Norris at Box 872 Navasota, TX 77868. ...
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Chuck Norris does not state where he lives; however, you can ...
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Chuck Norris (March 10, 1940) is a martial artist, actor, and...
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What would chuck Norris do if we took the orange trail?
I'm certain that Chuck Norris doesn't care one way or another...
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can ...
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Does chuck norris wear a hair piece?
There are no reports showing if you does or not, but would yo...
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Yep. Like everyone else in the world, Chuck Norris will event...
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an America...
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Is Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris does not state where he lives; however, you can ...
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Chuck Norris is super strong. He is a martial art expert. Mr....
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Why is Chuck Norris so awesome?
Chuck Norris is awesome because when the nukes wipe everythin...
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Is Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris?
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an America...
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Chuck Norris does not state where he lives; however, you can ...
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Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Aquaman?
I asked the magic 8-Ball if Chuck Norris would beatCindy with...
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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Is Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris?
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Yes, even Chuck Norris poops. His body expels waste, as do al...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an America...
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Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norries on March 10, 1940, is a...
About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
About Chuck Norris Joke
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About Heart Attack
Heart attacks are scary things, and can happen to just about anyone, any time. They are the result of a stoppage of blood flow to the heart causing blood cells to die. This usually happens because an artery has been blocked by plaque made up of lipids and white blood cells. If heart attacks are left untreated they can result in severe damage to the heart or death.
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