Is there any Twilight Chuck Norris jokes?
Yes, just substitute Chuck for Edward, and you get jokes like: Edward Cullen doesn't stub his toes, he accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames and sidewalks
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Chuck Norris knows what Bo doesn't.
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Here's a good one: When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he d...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random house...
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CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vege...
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I hate chuck norris jokes. <ragness>?
I don't really care for Chuck Norris either he is really an o...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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What is a good chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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What is the worlds funniest Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he ...
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Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won ...
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One one site the top 3 are: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. ...
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What is the worlds funniest Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he ...
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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What is a good chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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CNJ: Scientists have recently conceded that after a nuclear w...
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CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a s...
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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants. ChaCha!
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What is the worlds funniest Chuck Norris joke?
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About Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen is a fictional character, vampire, and love interest of Bella Swan in the popular Twilight Saga books by Stephanie Meyer. In the Twilight movies, Edward is portrayed by actor Robert Pattinson in the 'Twilight Saga' movies.
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