Send me any short stories?
Short story: The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, 'How much do funeral notices cost?' '$5.00 per word, Ma'am,' came the response. 'Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?' 'Yes, Ma'am.' 'OK, write this: 'Fred dead.' 'I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum.' 'OK, print this: 'Fred dead, Cadillac for sale.' ChaCha!
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