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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you'll die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse kick you into next week, he'll kick you into infinity.
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Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
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Chuck Norris: When God and Satan play a game of football, Chuck Norris is the field they play upon.
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Chuck Norris: Only Wonder Woman has a uterus capable of bearing Chuck Norris's children.
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Chuck Norris: If you know someone who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for long.
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Chuck Norris farts Carbon Monoxide. His are truly silent and deadly.
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I hate chuck norris jokes. <ragness>?
I don't really care for Chuck Norris either he is really an o...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
Chuck Norris jokes seem to have started making the rounds in ...
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Why are there so many chuck norris jokes?
Chuck Norris knows what Bo doesn't.
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What s a good chuck norris joke?
Here's a good one: When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he d...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Tell me another chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random house...
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What are some funny chuck norris jokes?
CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vege...
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I hate chuck norris jokes. <ragness>?
I don't really care for Chuck Norris either he is really an o...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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What is a good chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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What is the text for Chuck Norris jokes?
Just text 'CNJ' for Chuck Norris Jokes. For an entire menu of...
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If need 10 chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. ...
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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Do you know any Chuck Norris jokes?
CNJ: Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by staring at the...
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What are the top 3 best chuck norris jokes?
One one site the top 3 are: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. ...
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What is the worlds funniest Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he ...
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What is the text for Chuck Norris jokes?
Just text 'CNJ' for Chuck Norris Jokes. For an entire menu of...
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Are chuck norris jokes outdated?
I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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What is a good chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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What is the best chuck norris joke?
CNJ: Scientists have recently conceded that after a nuclear w...
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What are some funny chuck norris jokes?
CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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Can you send me a joke about Chuck Norris?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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What is the worlds funniest Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he ...
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What are some of the good Chuck norris jokes?
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a s...
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What is a good joke about chuck norris's mom?
Chuck Norris mom was a virgin when she had him. Testosterone ...
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What was the first Chuck Norris joke ever told?
It appears the jokes about Chuck Norris started with a colleg...
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
About Burger King
Burger King is a global fast food restaurant chain that is headquartered in Florida. Burger King began in Jacksonville, Florida in 1953 as Insta-Burger King. Burger King's signature product is the Whopper.
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