What are some funny lyrics?

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Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo M-m-m-my bologna Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how Spread it on a litle of this bologna Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo.