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CNJ: Chuck Norris's advice? GROW A BEARD. Get more daily, txt ALERT CNJ

Answered - 48 days ago at 8:44pm on Dec 24 2011

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CNJ: Chuck Norris can grate fresh Parmesan cheese with his rust-red beard. Get more daily, txt ALERT CNJ

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CNJ: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 4More txt CNJ

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper. And pooped out origami swans and a little bitty Mister Miyagi. 4More txt CNJ

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CNJ: The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich. 4More txt CNJ

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CNJ: Chuck Norris went to 'The Virgin Islands' now they are just called 'The Islands'. Get more daily, txt ALERT CNJ

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CNJ: There was only one man ever to outsmart Chuck Norris: Steven Hawking. And he got what he deserved. 4More txt CNJ

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CNJ: Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned. 4More txt CNJ

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CNJ: There are no bombs; Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground. Get more daily, txt ALERT CNJ

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Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.

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