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Source: Aha! Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama is so nasty | www.ahajokes.com
Description: Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
5 hr 53 min ago
Good comeback: Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Well, that depends on what statement you'd like to give a comeback to. Let me know what it is, and I'd be delighted to help you!
Brother: Why do you smell funny? You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will more?