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What are some good comebacks?


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How about "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public" or "I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid." ChaCha!

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Good comeback: Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

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Well, that depends on what statement you'd like to give a comeback to. Let me know what it is, and I'd be delighted to help you!

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Brother: Why do you smell funny? You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

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Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will more?

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"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode." or "I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh"

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I would love to help you, what would you like a good come back too? A certain comment or joke perhaps? ChaCha again soon.

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If a chef cooks you a bad meal, the conversation goes: Chef: You becoming a vegetarian? You: Yeah, if you continue to cook!

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Person: Your mom likes old men. You: Of course she does. They perform better than you! ChaCha!

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