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What are some good your mom jokes?


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Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals.' 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put 'O.K.'! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so dumb, she thought the computer screen saver was TV! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so stupid, that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air! 4more txt YMJ

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