What is are some good Comebacks.

Bobby Kurt New Kingstown, PA


"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode." or "I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh"

Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

Denise Washington

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: back to sleep.

Denise Washington

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Eric Mulligan

I know you are, but what am I?

Kelsey Witzke

Don't think about the insult and use sarcasm! This website has good tips: http://www.wikihow.com/Think-of-Quick-Witted-Comebacks

Here's a good comeback- 'I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.'

Ruby Gray

Comeback: You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today. Have fun and

Well, that depends on what statement you'd like to give a comeback to. Let me know what it is, and I'd be delighted to help you!

"I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest."

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