What do I do if have to fart really bad but don't want anyone to hear or smell it

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Sit on a heavy cushion, cough loudly, & stay seated. Some of the fumes are flammable, so you can, in fact, burn farts. Caution!

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Description: some of the aforementioned fumes are flammable, like methane and oxygen, so you can, in fact, burn farts. Yes, you can set them aflame; it is not a myth, and a great way to impress the girls too... you do know I'm joking?

Sep 28 2009, 10:12pm

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What do I do if have to fart really bad but don't want anyone to hear or smell it

Sit on a heavy cushion, cough loudly, & stay seated. Some of the fumes are flammable, so you can, in fact, burn farts. Caution!

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