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Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. Thanks for using ChaCha!
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How do Chinese parents name their newborns? Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang. ChaCha on!
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Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman? A: A Chunk. Thanks for choosing ChaCha!
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What do you get when you cross a Chinese cat with an alley cat? A Peking Tom. Want more? Just ask! ChaCha!
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Asian Joke: What do you get when you cross a Chinese cat with an alley cat? A Peking Tom. ChaCha for now!
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How to be an Asian:Soup up your car. ChaCha on!
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Why were Asians created before anyone else? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Thanks for using ChaCha!
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About Elevator
An elevator is a mass transit device that transports people and light loads up and down tall structures. Typically these engineering marvels run using a weight and cable system. They also have a number of safety features like redundant braking.
About Confucius Say
Confucius, the Chinese philosopher who was born on September 28, 551 BCE in Qufu, Zhou Dynasty. He was very wise and spawned Confucianism, followed by millions of Chinese before the Maoist revolution. His sayings have spawned jokes and sayings in the venerable style that he actually used in his writings.
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