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What is a Bar joke?


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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon (bar) in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Thanks for ChaCha'ing!

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A french fry walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him, shakes his head, and says "We don't serve food here"

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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" MORE?

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Here's your Bar joke: A Guy Walks Into A bar .... OUCH !!!!! ChaCha!

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A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!

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A snail walks into a bar. The bartender says snails aren't allowed and kicks him out... MORE?

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A baby seal walks into a bar. What can I get you?, asks the bartender. Anything but a Canadian Club, replies the seal.

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Two vampires, Kill Wish and Drill Wish, went to Dracula Bar. Kill Wish ordered: "I'll have a glass of blood." Drill Wish MORE

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A bar just is...."You know you had too much too drink when your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream!" MORE?

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