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Source: World's funniest joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | en.wikipedia.org
Description: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Cal
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Vice President Joe Biden Jr. attacked Wal-Mart for low wages and health care benefits. He said "They talk about paying them $10 an hour. How can you live a middle-class life on that?" A Wal-Mart representative responded, "By shopping at Wal-Mart!"
The other guy whips out his phone & calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". 911 says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
