Boyfriend Joke

Boyfriend jokes are a fun way for girlfriends to share the complaints they have about their boyfriends. No matter how great your BF is, there are times when humor is needed to deal patiently with his shortcomings.

About Boyfriend Joke

He’s your best friend and your everything. He’ll rub your feet and do the laundry. He’s your boyfriend and you are proud of it. Sometimes though he deserves to be made fun of! Here is a collection of Boyfriend Jokes:

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, Is something bugging you? You look anxious. Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market, she explained.Oh, that's too bad, the other girl sympathized. I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him.Yeah, I am, she said. He'll miss me.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket,motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. Dear, said the mother diplomatically, he doesn’t seem very nice. Oh please, Mom, replied the daughter, if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?

A blonde complained to her friend, I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed,

Desperate

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