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Chuck Norris Joke

Chuck Norris Joke

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Never run out of Chuck Norris Jokes! Nearly 500 jokes indicating just how powerful a man and his beard can be.

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Chuck Norris once overdrew his checking account, the result was the great depression.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Native American.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

When Chuck Norris was being born, he punched his way out of his mother's womb. Hence the term 'C-section.'

The symbol for Chuck Norris in sign language is a middle finger on fire.

Before Chuck was born, the martial arts weapon w/ two pieces of wood connected by chain were called NunBarrys

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