Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

These may be the best set of reviewed Chuck Norris Jokes in the entire Universe! Nearly 500 jokes indicating just how powerful a man and his beard can be. Check out some of the top ones below, and get more Chuck Norris Jokes sent to your cell phone daily by texting ALERT CNJ to 242-242 (ChaCha)! Or text CNJ for a sample.

About Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is an actor known for his role in the 1990s TV show, "Walker, Texas Ranger", and several action movies. Chuck is an iconic figure in martial arts, mostly due to his roundhouse kicks.

His inability to die in a show or movie has given him a macho image, which has led to the creation of hundreds, maybe thousands, of Chuck Norris Jokes. Most are impossible feats for the average human, but after all, we are talking about Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just doesn't put up with lactose's crap.

The only thing Chuck Norris and Obama agree on is that Kanye West is indeed a jackass.

When Chuck Norris donates blood, he declines the syringe and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket,..

A Handicapped Parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people,.. It is in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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