Confucius Say

Confucius, the Chinese philosopher who was born on September 28, 551 BCE in Qufu, Zhou Dynasty. He was very wise and spawned Confucianism, followed by millions of Chinese before the Maoist revolution. His sayings have spawned jokes and sayings in the venerable style that he actually used in his writings.

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