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Nov 26 2011, 3:39am - Confucius Says: crowded elevator always smell different to mi...
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Oct 26 2011, 9:16pm - Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
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Apr 16 2011, 1:26am - Confucius say: man who goes thru airport turn style side ways...
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Jan 20 2011, 4:07pm - Confucius Say...Man who run in front of car get tired. Confuc...
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Sep 24 2010, 2:06pm - Confucius says,"In vain have I spent in thought whole days wi...
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Aug 26 2010, 12:20am - Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basemen...
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Nov 12 2009, 10:03am - Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot. I love th...
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Sep 10 2009, 10:24am - He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key/Fly w...
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Oct 14 2008, 10:25pm - Confucius says: "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls canno...
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Oct 12 2008, 10:13pm - Confucius says, "Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to b...
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Oct 12 2008, 10:10pm - [Confucius say crowded elevator always smell different to mid...