Recent Confucius Say Questions

• Do you have any midget jokes?

  Aug 05 2011, 12:20am - Confucius says: Crowded elevator always smell different to mi...

• Can I get confucious says joke?

  Jul 27 2011, 1:43pm - Confucius Says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for mone...

• Have any 'confucius says' jokes?

  Jul 27 2011, 12:55am - Confucius Says Jokes Crowded elevator always smell different ...

• Confucious joke?

  Jul 24 2011, 1:44am - Confucius Say 1. Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone....

• Are we going to die 66762?

  Jul 22 2011, 1:28pm - Confucius says: Everybody die. Enjoy life now. ChaCha on!

• What is another good confusius says joke?

  Jul 22 2011, 12:01pm - Confucius Say: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump fo...

• What are some Confucius sayings?

  Jul 20 2011, 12:51am - Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. Study the...

• Can I have a potty humor joke please?

  Jul 19 2011, 1:33pm - Confucius say, "Man who fart in church must sit in his own pe...

• Can I have a Confucius joke?

  Jul 17 2011, 11:29am - Confucius say: Man walking through airport door sideways goin...

• Why do people say confucious says?

  Jul 16 2011, 12:30pm - Confucius sayings come from one of the most famous Chinese ph...

• What are more baseball jokes?

  Jul 16 2011, 2:32am - Confucius Say: Baseball very funny game - man with four balls...

• Could you send me a 'Chinese' joke?

  Jul 13 2011, 8:23pm - Confucius Says: Man who farts in church, sits in own pew. Cha...

• Do you have any funny appropriate jokes?

  Jul 12 2011, 9:55pm - Confucius says "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!" ChaC...

• Whats a good asian joke?

  Jul 12 2011, 7:58am - Confucius says: Man who walk through airport door sideways is...

• What do you get when you run over batman and robin with a bus? FLATman and robin?

  Jul 11 2011, 6:29pm - I agree,your joke is funnier than the one you got. Confucius ...

• What does this joke really mean? 'what is the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. '?

  Jul 06 2011, 7:41pm - Confucius says: He who cannot describe the problem will never...

• What is a joke about tall girls and short man?

  Jun 25 2011, 1:28am - # Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain. ...

• What is a good asian joke?(its cool i am asian)?

  Jun 18 2011, 5:43pm - Confucius says: Passionate kiss like spider web ... lead to u...

• Can I have some Confucius say jokes?

  Jun 17 2011, 9:54pm - Confucius Says: Women who cooks beans & peas in same pot are ...

• What is a joke that can change one's outlook on life?

  Jun 16 2011, 3:24am - Confucius Says: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man s...

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