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Fat Joke

Fat Joke

Being fat is universally amusing, unfortunately for the millions of obese people in the United States. Here is a selection of fat jokes that insults nearly every age group and gender.

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About Fat Joke

Too much ice cream? Too many stops at the donut shop? These are good times for a Fat Joke. Here is a collection of Fat Jokes:

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, To be continued.

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. Where's the other party? asked the usher. Well, said the lady, with a blush, you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me. Okay with me, lady, the usher replied, scratchinghis head. There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three.

Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, No livestock please.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Wife to her overweight husband: Last night there were two pieces of cake in this pantry and now there is only one. How do you explain that? Husband: I guess it was so dark that I didn't see the other piece.

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds. When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. Why, that's amazing! the doctor says. Did you follow my instructions? The blonde nods. I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. From hunger, you mean? said the doctor. No, from skipping, replied the blonde.

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. From your looks, said the fat man, there might have been a famine.Yes, was the reply, and from your looks, you might have caused it.

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him. His mom is taken by surprise and says. Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again. The boy says, That won't work. His mom says, Why? The boy replies. Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!

Created by KennyInPA

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