Funny Laws

Old laws that have stayed on the books even after society has moved on, are an endless source of laffs. Txt DUM to 242-242 and get an endless supply of Dumb Laws for your entertainment.

About Funny Laws

There are so many laws on the books that have never been updated since the 19th century or even earlier, that laws can provide a vast treasure trove of humor. Some laws are created to prevent things that almost never happen, like the law that prohibits pushing a live moose out of a plane. Here are a few examples. Get more by texting DUM to 242-242.

Pennsylvania: Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
Nebraska: Doughnut holes may not be sold.
Missouri: No person may own a PVC pipe.
Rhode Island: It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened.
Wisconsin: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Maryland: It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of Easter.
Wisconsin: It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
Delaware: Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Pennsylvania: A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Georgia: Sadomasochistic abuse is defined so broadly it can be applied 2 handcuffing a person in a clown suit
New York: Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Georgia: Owners of mules may not allow their animal to roam around Athens unsupervised.

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