Girlfriend Joke

About Girlfriend Joke

She’s your pride and joy. She is your companion and best friend. Your girlfriend is amazing, but she can’t slip by without a few jokes. Here is a collection of Girlfriend Jokes:

When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, I love the simple things in life, Wally, but I don't want one of them for a husband.

Boy: You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me? Girl: No way. I'm quite as sensible as I look!

Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?' asked the older brother. 'Oh hell!' replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said 'where'.'

Father: Well, son, you certainly made a fool of yourself! That girlfriend of yours robbed you of every cent you had. Son: Well, dad, you have to hand it to me for picking them clever.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.

The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.

Created by KennyInPA

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