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Pickup Lines


Pickup Lines

Typically corny and completely ineffective, pickup lines are phrases used (primarily by males) to hit on or ''pick up'' a person one finds attractive. Most pickup lines are pretty much a joke, but we've included some below. Use at your own risk.

About Pickup Lines

A man says: The art of the pickup line is the art of getting a girl to make a leap of faith. She needs to have faith that having a conversation with you is not a waste of time. A good pickup line needs to break the ice, start a conversation, break down resistance, amuse, and (perhaps) flatter. It's not enough just to stare at someone across a room; if you don't get a conversation started, you don't get anywhere. That's where a good pickup line becomes necessary.

For an endless supply of pickup lines that are funny and sometimes even effective, txt PUL to 242-242 (ChaCha).

You'll get lines like:

* Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend...
* There is something wrong with my cell phone,.. It doesn't have your number in it.
* Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my girlfriend that I would call her when I found someone better.
* Rejection can lead to emotional stress & serious physical complications. So for our health, please say ''yes!''
* Star Wars Pickup Line: Hey, want to see my wookie?
* Science Pickup Line: I'd like to be the photon to your electron, and take you to an excited state.
* Hacker Pickup Line: Baby, you overclock my processor!
* Is your dad a baker? 'Cuz you're sure a cutie pie!
* Trekkie Pickup Line: You, me, here.. this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
* Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life and am wondering if I could interview you.
* If you were the new burger at McDonald's, you would be the McGorgeous!
* Baby, I'm an American Express lover..you shouldn't go home without me!
* Just so you know, I have a natural resistance to mace.. Wanna date?
* Hacker pickup: Every once in a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
* BieberBabe Line for Justin: Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
* BieberBabe Line for Justin: Are you a parking ticket? 'Cuz you got FINE written all over you.
* BieberBabe Line for Justin: Baby, you're so sweet! You're gonna put Hershey's out of business.

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